WE ASKED YOU NOT TO PUSH THAT BUTTON, AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE......
....... A GIANT SEA CUCUMBER WILL HAVE TO BE SENT TO YOUR HOME VIA FEDERAL EXPRESS TO DEVOUR YOU, YOUR COMPUTER AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOTO TOO!!
THANK YOU, AND HAVE A NICE DAY.
Some People Think I'm a Little Strange...........Hummmm...I
wonder what they mean by "A Little"???
The pattern on this page was created from a wide-angle image of schooling bait fish captured on Velvia film. After processing, the slide was boiled in a vat of muriatic acid, LSD, outdated airline meals and some weird green stuff that we found in the darkest reaches of the refrigerator (that even the cats wouldn't eat) and the resulting image was scanned into Photoshop 5.5 in the presence of a certified Voodoo Witchdoctor/programmer. After appropriate manipulations, chicken whirling, chants and sacrifices (no hamsters or IRS employees were permanently harmed during this ritual) this background image was plucked from the smoldering embers of my hard drive for your enjoyment.
Phillip Slosberg.
Copyright 2004 All rights reserved.
